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THE PARTY MAKES A SOLEMN PROMISE THAT THE NEXT GENERATION OF
SOVIET PEOPLE WILL LIVE UNDER COMMUNISM.
 
Slogan of the Central Committee of the Communist Party after the 22nd Party Congress.
 

 
Krushchev was furious with the joke tellers: "It is a disgrace! Jokes and then more jokes! Who makes them up? Bring me just one joke writer!"
They bring a joke writer to him. The joke writer pauses in the doorway of Krushchev's home and looks around.
"What are you looking for?" Krushchev asks him.
"I'm just looking. I see you don't live too badly."
"Well what of it? In twenty years we will have Communism and everybody will live like this!" says Krushchev.
"Oh-h-h!" the joke writer exclaims joyously. "A new joke!"
 

 
An old woman asks her granddaughter: "Granddaughter, please explain Communism to me. How will people live under it? They probably teach you all about it in school."
"Of course they do, Granny. When Communism comes, the shops will be full there'll be butter, and meat, and sausage ... you'll be able to go and buy anything you want ..."
"Ah!' exclaimed the old woman joyously. "Just like under the tsar!" 
 

 
 What sort of a job should you take, so as never to be unemployed?
 Climb up on the Kremlin wall and watch for the approach of Communism.
 

 
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