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Putin's previous work in the KGB is fertile grounds for jokes.

He arrives one hour late in Berlin for a meeting with Schroeder and announces with pride that he managed to lose his tail.

After the September 11 attack on the Pentagon many documents were burned. Putin expressed his condolences to Bush and offered to replace the lost documents with copies he had.

(Jokes about September 11 appeared right away in Russia, but generally are considered improper in the US).

Vladimir Putin goes to bed one evening and Stalin appears to him in a dream. Putin asks Stalin for some help with the state of Russian economy, crime, etc... Stalin says:
"Round up and shoot every male between the age of 21 and 30 and then paint the inside of the Kremlin blue."
Putin asks:
"Why blue?"
Stalin retorts:
"I knew you would ask me about the second part first"

 
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